Newsworthy

I wanted to make sure that my loyal blog readers were up to date on the most news worthy events of the week. In case you haven't had time to check out the news yourself, or your job/child has prevented you from keeping up with msn.com, let me help you out.

Did you know that Secretary of State Condelezza Rice is a self-proclaimed Kiss fan? She took time after an important meeting about Iraq to go and meet the band. Thankfully, they were well-informed about current events. Hopefully she got some good advice.

You know, everyone agrees that the current state of our health care system is, well, not really that great. The new solution? Let Wal-Mart take it over. That's right, forget nationalized health care plans people. Wal-Mart, America's number one all-stop, get everything discount store can now solve your health care dilemmas. No health insurance? No problem. With new walk-in clinics and the major expansion of the $4 prescription drug program to include over the counter medication, they have figured out the nation's health care problems that have baffled our elected officials for decades.

For all my readers who are moms, this is for you. A recent study has shown that the more kids you have, the more teeth you are likely to lose in your lifetime. I am sorry to give you this sad information. If you have been wondering about your dental problems, they have now been solved.

And finally, if you have really been feeling like the dog park just isn't cutting it for your pup's social life, there is great news. The first doggie night club has just opened in LA, featuring an indoor pet toilet, doggie dance floor, and muttinis. I think I have figured out where I will taking my next vacation.