I am borrowing
Lindsy's idea and sharing with you some letters I have recently been wanting to send.
Dear Doctor #1,
Thanks for doing those first two foot surgeries on me and leaving a screw in my foot that was too long. I loved all those months of walking around in pain to learn that every step I take was like having a nail driven into the bottom of my foot. Sorry to tell you, I got a new doctor for the third surgery.
Thanks for the pain,
Holly
Dear Doctor #2,
Thanks for figuring out the problem on my first visit with you and fixing my foot before I get married. Now I can walk down the aisle without wishing I could cut my foot off.
All the best,
Holly
Dear Wal-Mart Neighborhood Market,
Generally I love to spend time with you since you are close to my house and not as crowded as your big brother. However, I have noticed lately that your selection stinks. I mean really, how hard is it to carry sweet pototoes and kiwi??
Still Hungry,
Holly
Dear Post Office,
I know you have to make money but is it really necessary to continue to raise stamp prices? Right as I have to send out millions of thank you notes and wedding invitiations. Don't worry, I will be buying forever stamps this weekend for all of my correspondance.
I'd rather email cause it's free,
Holly
Dear Facebook,
Stop changing stuff.
Love,
Holly
Dear Garden Ridge,
You are huge. Why don't you carry the buckets I want for my wedding? How hard is it for you stores to just HAVE WHAT I NEED??
Disappointed,
Holly